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<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents,
especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the
girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but
she is a little overweight... what to do...
<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with
her.
<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score
requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)
<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing
<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean."