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< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m
< SnowKrash> =)
< NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n

<worstazn> yo i need to find a new bitch..
<mejmanyme> k i have a plan
<mejmanyme> you running windows or linux?
<worstazn> winxp....
<mejmanyme> k, hit start and then "run"
<mejmanyme> type in "cmd"
<mejmanyme> after commandprompt opens
<mejmanyme> type currentbitch /release
<mejmanyme> then currentbitch /renew
<mejmanyme> now type currentbitch /all and send the results

<Nova> Damn that chick is so hot ill e-mail her
<Orion> Dude thats playboy.com you fool!

<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
<rental> slackware

<@psyde> i'm in a violence gang
<@psyde> we steal lunch money
<@psyde> and buy 40's
<DJ-SoLiD> lol
<DJ-SoLiD> thats gangsta

<jej> i will 0wn services again.
<Toast> my /away r00t kit isn't working

<Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping
logs'd wake her up

<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time
because you couldnt be fucked.  pardon the pun.

<`jon`> oh god this is a joke
<`jon`> 'jon-' is taken :/
<`jon`> /whotheFUCKis jon-
<`jon`> oh shit
-:- Jon- [[email protected]] has joined #
doomroom
<`jon`> its me
<Jon-> heh

<Fugazi-> one time i was at sibley and playing football and
this guy tackled my cousin and fucken ripped his nipple off
<Fugazi-> there was nothing but a goddam bloody nipple

<q|x> with an ' on the e
<q|x> well you know
<q|x> like a slanty thing
<Suparmono> slanty?
<Suparmono> we dont want them here thanks
<Suparmono> unless you mean people will crippled legs
<Suparmono> we'll shove them out of the way
<Suparmono> somewhere

<Jihan_Xan> Or [P] in a dress, and his penis in my mouth. I am
yelling "SUCK AMANDA, SUCK!" to him.
<Jihan_Xan> fuck
<Jihan_Xan> haha
<Jihan_Xan> I just dissed myself.
<[P]aradox> Yep, that you did.
<pumkin> lol Jihan!
<Jihan_Xan> I need to stop smoking crack.
<[P]aradox> The power of Christ compels you
<pumkin> I had to read that twice.

<l0wkey> im under house arrest
<l0wkey> for two years
<_INTRA_> what did ya do?
<l0wkey> some bullshit stalking charges
<l0wkey> 32 convictions
<l0wkey> 104 trials
<_INTRA_> lowkey: u are so full of shit
<l0wkey> that is what the judge said
<l0wkey> i was caught stalking her...i said i wanted to talk
to her about the case
<l0wkey> i was caught at 2:00 am, 16 times
<l0wkey> in a row

<BLAiR`o_o> does anyone know how i can make it so that my
keyboard permenently holds down p?

<antiroach> suck me off
<TheVirus> if i could find it
<antiroach> look harder

(Mr_Moppy) I got me some great head last night
(Mr_Moppy) Tired the dog out though... she's not used to such
vigorous work.

<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> ok we are going to make one up
<chibi> 24hrs or something
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> and stage it
<chibi> k
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> the next thing i say u say "count me
in"
<chibi> k
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> im going to take a dump on your face
<chibi> count me in
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> rofl
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> GENIOUS
<chibi> indeed
<chibi> help if you spelt genius right :D

<pr0tman> my gpa was in airforce. flew u2 n shit in cold war
<sn1per> i don't like u2...none of their music is any good

<SupaSupa> I got an Eclipse and it is missing the 3 bottom
gears, wtf is wrong with it
<Monte`SS`> bahahahahaha
<Monte`SS`> "missing"
<Monte`SS`> whered they go?
<SupaSupa> They are hiding

* Kranium has quit IRC (I'mmm Sailing away.......Set an open
course for the virgin sea..... Cause i've got to be freeee,
free to face the life t)
<Luigi30> Wait, I'm bored, I get to be the captain.

-:- SignOff SdBlAiNe2K3: #diradio (Quit: I am in shape. Round
is a shape.)

<tom_> do you agree that PI > 3
<buz-> no

HH|Strop- BBC1 has been rabbiting for 5 hours about it [the
queens mum dying]
HH|Strop- I mean, if there ain't this much fuss when I die,
I'm complaining!
HH|Strop- No wait....
HH|Strop- I can't
HH|Strop- I would be dead

<collie> Why did  irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop
me?
<Temps> cause you wasn't opped first
<collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me.
<collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own
that I pay every month.
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<Camper_Bob> What would jesus do?
<Milo> Altar Boys.....

<WI-RaZ0r> ok fuck u bitch
<ArmedFred> The only thing insulting about that sentence was
the terrible spelling

<NES> after 9-11 I was expecting Oasis to release a statement
like "While we regret Blink-182's direct terrorist involvement
in the incident, we plan to hunt them down like the muslim
dogs they are"

<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> wtf did u do on a mac
<[RUA]Mibby> look at porn
<[RUA]Mibby> porn is all their is
<[RUA]Mibby> not like there are games
<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> and since it was a mac, its only
capable of gay porn
<[RUA]Mibby> hahah
<[RUA]Mibby> yea

<Vented> I wake up and go "fuck work, fuck work"
<Vented> i give my thanks to my job :)
<TheJesus> that's the trick
<TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say fuck work,
fuck work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble
<Vented> hahah :)
<Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate
them in the correct order
<Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date
stamp
<Vented> then no one will know what happened :)
<TheJesus> hahahaha

[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic
[idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner
[idlez-] [Trik] faggot
[idlez-] > no
[idlez-] > when you scan it
[idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors

<Quick1> ok, testing my quit message
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<Coult> im 65 years old
<Coult> and I still get more pussy than you
<Daishi> 11 y/o girls who you tricked with candy dont count
<Aamperix> I know.
<Aamperix> I feel bad for you.
<Aamperix> Hey little girl, want a Butterfinger? I have a nice
Bitesize butterfinger...want one?

<Midnight> Damn... You 56k people will wait forever to
download stuff.
<[56K]Dragonsbook> that's because we have the patience of
rocks^^

<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans

<^CK]IR[> i get my games from efnet
<[UpK]ELYX1R]IR[> www.efnet.com?

<soimafrea> missing a that i think blood
<BloodNose> ?
<soimafrea> you dont know THAT much about me to tell
<blender> what blood said works fine
<soimafrea> i know but the grahmmer was appouling .
<blender> bahaha

<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how
intelligent they are
<HOTTIE_309> ok
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me

<Afkfuckingselfinass> if i run fast enough backwards my
exploding ass-flesh could act as a lubricant

<Averox> and I'm about to shove my fist through someone's
head. Begins with an "L" and ends with a "ordship"

Benjyman: man everyone knows there's a black superman though,
whatsisface....steel
Benjyman: by day hes mild mannered shaquille oneal

<@chupa> i get my cable on the 19th which is gay
<@chupa> i don't know what i'm gonna do
<@chupa> what to d/l first
<@[TrIpLe]> movies
<@[TrIpLe]> porn movies
<@[TrIpLe]> full length porn movies

<Stratman> Team Canada owns you by default of being canadian
<sQu33ze> i will disregard that being that it came from the
mouth of a canadian

* emil is now known as Thalos
* Thalos is now known as thal0s
* thal0s is now known as Thalos
* Thalos is now known as emil
<n00bish> *** emil is now known as SOMEONEWHOCANTDECIDEONANAME

<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.

< MaNcO > Sometimes late at night.....
< MaNcO > I lay awake and watch munk sleeping
< MaNcO > hes lost in peaceful dreams
< MaNcO > so i turn off the light
< MaNcO > lay there in the dark
< MaNcO > then a thought crosses my mind
< MaNcO > if I never wake
< MaNcO > in the morning
< MaNcO > would he ever doubt
< MaNcO > the way I feel about him in my heart
< MaNcO > if tomorrow never cums
< MaNcO > will he know how much i looooooove him
< MaNcO > and i try in every way
< MaNcO > to show him every day
< MaNcO > he's my only one
< MaNcO > and if my time on earth was through
< MaNcO > he must face this world without me
< munk-@> wtf
< MaNcO > would the love i gave him in the past
< MaNcO > be enuogh to last
< MaNcO > if tomorrow never comes
< MaNcO > cos ive lost loved mons in my life
< munk-@> get a grip of yourself u filthy faggot
< munk-@> oh wait u already do "have a grip of yourself"

<mjg> DrP, how the hell are you
<DrPoole> I am a slave to the money my friend.
<DrPoole> I am the nine, to, fiver
<mjg> I'm a 7 to sixer
<DrPoole> Yeah.
<DrPoole> I'm lost in office space world though.
<DrPoole> I get home, and have no interest in my home box. 
<mjg> TPS Reports?
<DrPoole> something like that.
<mjg> that reminds me, my coworker still has my copy of Office
Space
<DrPoole> I pretty much sit at the tv, or I go to the bar with
friends at night.
<mjg> go to the bar.  wish i had that time.  you liking the
work?
<DrPoole> Yeah, but...my place is weird.
<DrPoole> it's like....there's so little to actually DO...
<DrPoole> but...there's a lot that needs to get done
<DrPoole> but...only one guy really knows what those items
are.
<DrPoole> so, the only way to get a project
<DrPoole> is to show interest in it, and to fire off ideas to
him, or...in other words...bother him until he gives you
something todotofillthevoidOFTHEMOTHERFUCKINGWORKDAY!!!!

<Unimita> What wobbles and flies?
<Unimita> A jellycopter
<Unimita> :D

[ Moe ] we may be at war within the next 48 hours
[ Moe ] theres a meeting tomorrow
[ Elim ] wooo...i may masturbate twice in the next 3 hours

<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during
masturbation ! :D
<CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ?
<Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high...

<PD-FATAL> does windows update use java?

<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US
set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.
<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into
the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.

<Luna-Chan> I'm bleeding
<Forte> Don't shoot the messenger.

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<dave> opps
<MH2> opps indeed
<dave> yea so whats new?
<MH2> Well
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<MH2> I now have access to your email account
<MH2> That's pretty new
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<Hav0c> man you know you had a good workout when you pull your
shorts out of the wash and they still smell like shit