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<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart. You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. <zebulon_y> w <ignatz> You fall into the Pacific Ocean. <zebulon_y> e <ignatz> You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on it. <zebulon_y> drink beer <ignatz> glug. <zebulon_y> say hello to dwarf <ignatz> FUCK YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He hits you with a memo and you die.