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RoninChaos: She's like "I tried on this dress, and I looked
like a bride". WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CRY ABOUT THAT?!
RoninChaos: I don't cry when I put on a tux.
RokChik: lol, she cried b/c she wants TO BE a bride
RoninChaos: she's supposed to be getting married
RoninChaos: And she wants me to relate or some shit. I can't
do that.
RoninChaos: Like I said, when I put on a tux, I don't think
"oh dear god, this is what I'll look like when I get married!"
and then start fanning myself.
RoninChaos: Oh fuck, now she's talking about how nice the
sleeves are. "Aren't they nice? They're so great". THEY'RE
FUCKING SLEEVES!RoninChaos: I mean, god damn! WTF does she
want from me!?
RoninChaos: Okay, I think that gun is around here somewhere...