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<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She
dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of
brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so
I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through
it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth,
she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the
brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?
<TheVirus> sure did
<TheVirus> i was hungry