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<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up
to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a
ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"
<guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls,
ma'am"
<guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and
just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without
another word
<guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five
minutes before she starts her car again
<guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would
have gone LAPD on my ass