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<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i
like get an instant hard-on
<railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself
"what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start
whacking off like mad
<HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after
you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital?
<railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started
crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain
though
<HaiFlick> lol
<railor> turns out it was my wife