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<fruchtig> Doctors are so evil. They tell you to get in a
certain position, hide behind a wall, and let YOU soak up a
few x-rays. The doctor thinks, "Just stay there while I go
hide behind this wall and press this button for a moment while
hysterically laughing at you." And then you see that
radioactive symbol on the machine surrounding your head and
think, "Oh joy!"