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<ExS> McDonalds
<ExS>  "Mick-Don-Ulds"
<ExS> A handy substitute for food, in the same way that piss
is a handy substitute for fresh drinking water.
<ExS> Dude: "Why are you holding a turd in your hand? OH MY
GOD, DON'T PUT THAT TURD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!"
<ExS> Other dude: "It's McDonalds."
<ExS> Dude: "Oh! Can I have a bite?"