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<Ab0mination> I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only
accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming
or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being
taken off my bed so I couldn't get down
<Ab0mination> And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at
the end of the bed
<Ab0mination> So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down
onto the floor at 3am.
<Ab0mination> I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat
checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping
on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf fuckwit)
<Ab0mination> My parents and sisters are not speaking to me.
<Ab0mination> Because they found me kneeling down beside the
limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it
like the Borg of Star Trek do.
<Ab0mination> Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of
Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile".