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Mattbot80: The creepiest thing happened at work the other day
i went to the bathroom and there was a female janitor cleaning
it and i was like shit i'll have to come back later she sees
me and says something in spanish i have no idea what she said
but she had like an evil witch cackel a hispanic guy had
walked in behind me and told me she had invited me to go ahead
it creeped me out
DaShizza: You seriously should have just whipped it out, did
you really have anything to lose?
Mattbot80: Well i went the urinal and whipped it out thinking
that's creepy but she wouldn't be able to see anything but my
back but then she starts mopping around my feet and then she
put the mop between my legs and hit my foot and i was like
fuck this i'm gone i'll piss myself if i need to.
Mattbot80: It was the most akward momownt i've ever had in a
bathroom
DaShizza: hahahha
i just showed my co-worker
hahah, thats hysterical
Mattbot80: Glad you enjoyed it this may very well cause deep
emotional scarring and a phobia of public bathrooms or female
janitors