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<NekoGuy> Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, tonight I
masterbated, then told the President of Africa to fuck off
because he has no intention of cooperating, then I read a book
for 39 minutes, then made love to my wife anally. Any
questions?
<NekoGuy> XD
<It> lupis, dehumanizing the enemy is the prime strategy for
victory in war.  If your enemy isn't human, but a crazy
shithead mindless bastard who doesn't deserve to live, it's
easier to get soldiers to kill.
<It> lol
<It> Targen from The 3l33t Times.  Can you offer us pictures
of the anal love to your wife?
<NekoGuy> Nope, but I will have you educated.
<NekoGuy> GUARDS! TAKE THIS MAN OUTSIDE AND SHOOT HIM IN THE
BACK OF THE HEAD.
* NekoGuy sniffles
<It> Fuck.
<NekoGuy> I'm a man of hard love
<NekoGuy> hard as in the steel of a bullet
<It> Bullets aren't made of steel.
<NekoGuy> MY FUCKING BULLETS ARE
<NekoGuy> GUARDS, CASTRATE THIS MAN BEFORE YOU SHOOT HIM IN
THE BACK OF THE HEAD
<NekoGuy> THEN TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK.
<It> Fuck.
<NekoGuy> AND BRING ME VIRGINS
<It> I don't get what's so great about virgins.
<It> They bleed when you fucks 'em.
<lupis> virgins who have been extensively taught sexual
techniques
<It> lupis, and have no actual practical experience?
<NekoGuy> ...
<NekoGuy> GUARDS
<It> NekoGuy: your guards are too busy having hot yaoi mansex
with each other.
<NekoGuy> Fuck...