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RubbarDuckling: my middle eastern boss pulled me aside from
work today
RubbarDuckling: and was like
RubbarDuckling: "there are some things that are concerning me
with your work, you didnt fill the lids or the napkins...you
left the steam tables on overnight and the place could have
burned down..but most importantly...you didnt wear your
uniform"
RubbarDuckling: im like "wait  wearing a uniform is more
important than setting a building aflame....how?"
RubbarDuckling: and hes like
RubbarDuckling: "oh and yea...you need to stop being so
sarcastic."
RubbarDuckling: "and with your work you need to work
better...you know..pull your socks up!"
RubbarDuckling: and im like "what the...what??  pull my socks
up uhhh..."
RubbarDuckling: what the fuck is pull my socks up mean
RubbarDuckling: i liked how arson is 2nd on his list though