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<@Gesten> I'm going to cry when my grandchildren look at me
and say: "Grandpa...why'd you let them make everything on the
internet illegal?"
<@Amily> as if it was all your doing? :)
<@Gesten> I should've been born two years earlier so I could
ahve ahd a voice.
<@Amily> you don't have a voice?!?!
<@Amily> you're a mute!
<@Gesten> You didn't know I was a mute?
<@Amily> well i know now, and it makes me immensely happy
<@Gesten> No seriously...my neck hit a countertop when I was a
kid. I can only make high-pitched muffled noises that sound
like squirrels mating.