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<Cross> Oh, wow. Old school papers.
<Cross> This one was on 'alternative energy sources'. This is
from near the end, when I was really too tired to be writing:
<Cross> "Wind energy is a method of collecting power from the
blowing of the wind. Not only is this a clean and renewable
energy source, but it can actually displace excess Carbon
Dioxide in an area. Problems behind wind energy also exist. It
is not available in many areas, and requires a lot of money to
build. The wind turbines can also interfere with television
and radio signals and cause noise pollution. Also, birds can
fly into the rotors."
<Cross> "Then they have to send the janitor Steve out to clean
the thing, and it just ruins his day. Then he goes home and
beats his kids. So if you support wind energy, you support
domestic violence."
<Cross> That's when you know you're tired.
<Herring> That is awesome.