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<@rtav> CaptainX, It is considered outdated and sexist to
refer to your barbecue with "her"
<@rtav> CaptainX, Unless it is an erotic barbecue with the
erotic feature set of a woman.
<@rtav> Then I propose that you are confusing a hooker with a
barbecue.
<@rtav> To determine once and for all whether you are dealing
with a barecue or a hooker, simply light it on fire.
<@rtav> If it runs, you are dealing with a hooker.
<@rtav> If it does not, you are either dealing with a barbecue
or a dead hooker.