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<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of
being hurt in the testicles
<Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to
the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and
your eye lids flicker.
<MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get
possesed by mickey mouse...