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NeoNess: My cell phone rang in the church and everyone looked
at me.
I answered it and someone told me to turn it off.
I told them it was god and he was furiously angered at them,
and he would smite them with his holy fist.
I proceeded to scream "Repent!" at the top of my voice.
long story short, I dont have to go to church anymore