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(+|STE|) Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency
Room doctor.
(+|STE|) The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car
accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is
she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need
help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her
life."
(+|STE|) Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
(+|STE|) The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."