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<bonch> You should write some Full House fan fiction
<Nastard> "...but little did Uncle Jesse expect to find Joey
standing alone in his room, surrounded by candles, pleasuring
himself.  He stood aghast for a moment, watching the tears
stream from Joey's closed eyes.  The soft music started to get
to him, and he found his hand rubbing against the crotch of
his pants, bringing 'little Elvis' alive for a rousing
crescendo of his own..."