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<Fishfood> hey when we are all grown up and have kids we
should all meet up and pit our kids against each other in a 5
day battle royale
<Prick> "Kid Rancher"
<Fishfood> my kid will kick all your kids asses
<Prick> Mine will be pixies. They'll strip seductively and
distract your kids.
<Fishfood> all my kid needs is his wits and his amazingly
large penis
<Prick> I think you're assuming that the Big Ogre Penis Gene
skips a generation.