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<Hotwire> Crap. i hate having the flu.
<Bananarama> y?
<Hotwire> i sneezed, banged my head on the table, knocked my
coffee over onto my keyboard then as i picked the cup and what
coffee was left in it, i sneezed again, and dropped the mug
right onto my nuts.
<Hotwire> 'WARNING! Illness can cause sterility'