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<AL> Two families move from Pakistan to America.
<AL> When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's
time whichever family has become more American will win.
<AL> A year later they meet again:The first man says, "My son
is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on
my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
<AL> The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."