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<DmDragon> all my cars are haunted
<DmDragon> i had one car where the glove compartment would
keep opening at random times
<DmDragon> so it opened once and i just finally said "fuck you
stay open" well the car stalled out the radio turned on and
off and the flashlights started flashing while the windshield
wipers started
<DmDragon> so i slowly reached over and closed it.. then the
car just went back to normal