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<wilywampa> dazey said i'm almost out of money and said i need
to get a job
<wilywampa> i said i could steal money instead
<wilywampa> and she asked from whom
<wilywampa> i said "from old ladies, i can steal their money
and beat them to death"
<wilywampa> and she said "that's awful, why would you do
something like that?"
<wilywampa> i said "because babies don't have money"