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<_ENiGMA_> Fuckin telstra <_ENiGMA_> They ring you up, and dont say who the fuck they are and expect you to know they are telstra <_ENiGMA_> "Hi its sheryl here from the paramatta faults center, have you had any problems since the 26th?" ... "Umm well yeah, I've been constapated a few times and seem to wake up with erections... but aside from that Im fine"