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<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait,
wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The
yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On
your dog?  Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up
oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ
Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls.  Go, do it,
I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so
I'm never in the position you left me