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<Robohunk> A friend of mine took an exam in his French class
while on acid once. When friends asked him about it later, he
said, "I think I did pretty well. I wrote this great story
about a thunderstorm." 
<Robohunk>  
<Robohunk> The professor called him into his office soon
afterwards and showed him the test. It was a piece of paper
covered with the words "Noir noir noir, noir BLANC!!! noir
noir noir noir noir, noir noir noir BLANC!!!" over and over.