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<Adora> you know what I just realized boobs are really good
for?
<Enigma> holding stuff up?
<Adora> they're PERFECT for cleaning fingerprints off cds
<Adora> all soft and squishy
<Enigma> really? who knew
<Adora> no hard edges
<Enigma> my next guess was going to be luring sexually
deprived teenaged geeks into helping you with your computer
problems