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<Hackwiz> oh yeah plus today my dad's car ran out of gas on
the way out of the exit towards crawford street and we started
pushing then a cop came behind us, gave us a ride home to get
keys to the car's trunk to get gas tank. then so I go back to
get gas tank I walk through the field because I think it will
be shorter than going around the corner and walking all the
way down the highway.  I did not notice there was a mother
fuc*ing stream there!!! i was like a mile down the highway and
I said fuc* it so I tried,.... TRIED to jump the stream, came
up short, broke through the ice and got full-body soaked, this
was 3:40 pm, i had to work at 4, well I got out of the water,
muddy and soaked. then i see a fuc*ing fuc*ing fuc*ing!!! barb
wire fence!!! bitc*, i jump it slicing my thumb, i bleed, but
it's aight. get the gas can and my computer games and
crossover cable, start walking back home soaked, two hot girls
stop and pull over to give me a ride home then i forogot, also
the office smelled alcohol on my dad's breath so he said if my
dad went back to drive the car home he would make sure he got
arrested.
<Hackwiz> How was your day?
<LiKeM> OMG