#201941 + (195)
Infidel: I got a great idea for Southwest Airlines. 
Disgusting lardass customers who refuse to purchase 2 seats
can opt for the "treadmill" seat at the regular 1-seat price,
and they have to jog the entire trip.
Void: i would just have them opt for the "chainsaw" instant
weight loss program which your ticket counter clerk will be
happy to help you with.