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* Charles wakes up. Dammit, I can't even get laid in my own
dreams. ;_;
<Charles> My dream was just about meeting some girl who was
willing to sex me up, and then two weeks worth of meeting up
in various places to do so and getting interrupted and
sidetracked for various reasons.
<Mads> Oooh, oooh, go on, do go on!
<Charles> Sex at my house? Parents come home. Sex at the mall
bathroom? Security guard breaks it up. Sex in the woods?
Attacked by wolves. Sex in a cottege in the woods? A witch
lives there.
<Mads> ...
<Mads> That's the weirdest fucking datesim ever, mate.