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<jesus_X> Back in high school, I was fueding with this
football phag, because I boinked his sister, then broke up
with her. In the middle of english class, he starts making
noises calling me gay, fag, etc.
<jesus_X> So, after 15 minutes of it, and him not listening to
the teacher to shut up, I got him good.
<jesus_X> I turned around, looked him dead in the eye, and
said:
<jesus_X> You didn't have any complaints last night!
<jesus_X> He NEVER spoke to me again.