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<DTOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it"
and got the foreceps and all that fun stuff
<DTOX> but they gave her an episiotimy
<DTOX> the doc took out these scissors with teeth and cut the
skin between her vagina and anus
<CoMBo> so when she takes a shit, it can leak into her cunt
now?
<DTOX> no, I don't know what it's like in canada, but they
stiched her up afterwards
<DTOX> they didn't give her some timbits and say "go back to
your igloo"