bash.org archive

McPhile:  Planet Earth is God's shitty, exploitative reality
show.
McPhile:  I can just see him up there with Michael and
Gabriel, bag of microwave popcorn in his lap, watching. 
"Whoa!  Did you see THAT?  I didn't even know I built them to
do that."
ecstaticsurfacer:  Hell yes.  I've been saying for years that
my life is God's favourite soap opera.
McPhile :  Well, there's probably not enough sex in your life
for it to be His favorite.