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WALLOP shadow:  $ my throat is killing me.. anyone got tips
how to reduce the pain?
WALLOP shadow:  $ no, it's not caused by swallowing semen
WALLOP shadow:  $ I don't think swallowing semen would help
either
WALLOP shadow:  $ I see.. so honey + lemon + warm milk/water
would help
WALLOP shadow:  $ no, I'm not going to mix up any semen with
that
WALLOP shadow:  $ I wonder what whiskey + warm milk would
taste like
WALLOP shadow:  $ No, I don't think it would taste like semen
WALLOP shadow:  $ FINE! I'll try the semen, so shut up
already!