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<nimja> so I am afraid I might have scared some people in my
photo iii class tonight
<nimja> this fucking housefly landed on my notes in the middle
of a lecture on split-filter printing techniques
<nimja> and so I used my ultimate nimja powers to kill it with
my bare hand
<nimja> LIGHTNING FAST.
<nimja> (it seriously was impressive)
<nimja> but then I stabbed said housefly three (or maybe ten)
times with my ballpopint pen while yelling "DIE!! DIE!!!
DIE!!!"
<nimja> *class went silent*
<nimja> I said: "Sorry, it just seems like it was the thing to
do right then."
<nimja> prof didn't miss a beat, pretended to wipe bug guts
off his tie, and then proceeded to discuss the use of filters
1/4 vs 0/5