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<korosu> I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit
at the beach. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to
the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this
very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my
poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather
within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a
fart.
<korosu> It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3
days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to
explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting chili
dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my
children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again.
There it is. The family on the blanket to the right of me just
asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.