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<Midnight> Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw with.
<Midnight> Like this one time, I got a call from one obviously
trying to get me to change my long distance carrier or some
b.s. like that.
<Midnight> The dialogue went something like this:
"May I speak person who is in charge of the phone services in
your house?"
"Ummmm...We don't have a phone."
"Well, then what are you talking to me on?"
"A banana?"
<Midnight> I think they hung up after that.