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<ColonelCoroner> Damn, my girlfriend just fucking confused
herself in trying to use the calculator on her cell.  Stupid
bitch.
<Piro-nuts> ...dude, what did you expect from the
peroxide-bleached blonde?
<ColonelCoroner> I dun fuckin know.  She CALLED me on her
cell, to ask how to USE the calculator on her cell. 
<Piro-nuts> I think women are INNATELY stupid, that's the only
reason to explain it.
<ColonelCoroner> Dude, with all this cloning and genome shit
going around, there's gotta be a time when women will contain
intelligent DNA.
<Piro-nuts> Yah, but like, 90% of them spit it out...