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DinjackPD: there was this once, like three years ago, I forgot
this big project I had to turn in when I went to school
DinjackPD: so I called home to my dad (he works out of a home
office) and asked him to bring it for me
DinjackPD: so he came to school with it and he came up to me
and shook my hand and said "Hi there, I'm David, I'm your
personal secretary."
DinjackPD: And I said "Hi there, I'm your son, you signed on
for this shit when you didn't wear a condom."
DinjackPD: I thought it was funnier than he did