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<@Nosferatu> Sensitive men do exist...
<@Nosferatu> A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,
they connect, they end up
<@Nosferatu> leaving together. They get back to his apartment
and she notices that his
<@Nosferatu> bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly
teddy bears. Hundreds of
<@Nosferatu> cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
floor, cuddly
<@Nosferatu> medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and
huge enormous bears on
<@Nosferatu> the top shelf along the wall. The woman is
surprised that this guy would
<@Nosferatu> have a collection of teddy bears, especially one
that's so extensive, but
<@Nosferatu> she decides not to mention this to him, and
actually is quite impressed by
<@Nosferatu> his sensitive side. She turns to him... they
kiss... and then they rip each
<@Nosferatu> other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
<@Nosferatu> After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying
<@Nosferatu> there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls
over and she asks,
<@Nosferatu> smiling, "Well, how was it?"
<@Nosferatu> The guy says:      
<@Nosferatu> "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom
shelf."