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<sweendOGgRH07> One year Dad decided he was going to take us
on a "surprise vacation." We wouldn't know where we were going
until we got there. We were all real excited when we piled
into the station wagon early one morning. We went about five
blocks, then we got in an accident at a four-way stop. I guess
it was a pretty good surprise, but why did we need all that
camping gear?
<gamgames> hahaha
<sweendOGgRH07> I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and
I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way
Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap
around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do
this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to
people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes
in class? I'll tell you why,because paper can't beat anybody a
rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds.
<sweendOGgRH07> When I play rock/paper/scissors I always
choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with
their paper I can punch them in the face with my already
clenched fist and say Oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would
protect you Asshole