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[+Elkrider] Goat, my name's on the JW blacklist for well over
10 years now.
[+Elkrider] Almost 15, I think.
[+Elkrider] One day they rang at my door. Two women, one about
50 and ugly, the other one around 20 and very pleasant to look
at.
[+Elkrider] When they started to talk, I interrupted and said
the following, immortal words....
[+Elkrider] "Hold a minute. Before we keep talking, the young
one will come in and give me a blowjob. If it's good, we can
talk. Agreed?"
[+Elkrider] Perfect win-win situation.
[+Elkrider] Either they piss off or I get a blowjob.