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<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called
yesterday with the following conversation taking place
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my
laptop. It's under warranty."
<FHCI_SS> Me: "What seems to be the trouble with it?"
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "My wife got mad and threw it in the
pool."