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<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any
backtalk
<Talwin> I'm like "Get down there bitch"
<Talwin> And its all "!! k"
<Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a
thing
<soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and
make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like
"no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that.  you know,
resisting a bit.  i like foreplay when i masturbate.