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Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've
been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm.
About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her
bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to
drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I
could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte.
Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both
end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my
boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit.
It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did
the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my
boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the
inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back
of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna
think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have
no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.