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<glacial>  I love school
<glacial>  Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial>  Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper
on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a
note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with
a note from the dead member.
<glacial>  So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme
sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial>  She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial>  "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
your other hand"