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<Fishfood> DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A
CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN
ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA
GRAPHICS CARD
<Funk> Fish, could you make sex any less sexy?
<Fishfood> FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT
<Donut[AFK]> UHH FISH
<Donut[AFK]> I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP
<Fishfood> DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN
FROM THE DAMN CEILING
<Fishfood> IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD
GIRLS BE FOR
<Funk> Masturbating over.