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Guan Yu: One time I shit myself in a McDonalds.
Guan Yu: So I had to clean myself with my t-shirt. I shoved
the shit-covered t-shirt in the tank part on the back of the
toliet.
Guan Yu: I came back a year later and the shirt wasnt in the
tank. That means somebody removed my shit-smeared DBZ shirt.
Guan Yu: That brings joy to my heart.